Maybe if I stay really, really still, the clowns won’t find me when they come out of the mirror. When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I get the sensation of being curled in a ball inside a cold, dark cave filled with my darkest, most paralyzing fears. Dude, your leg just turned into a chicken. When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie- Whoa! Holy crap, check out these colors. When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I feel the sensation of the Lord’s righteous anger as he reveals his plan to use me as his holy instrument of judgment! It’s all right there between the lines of the ingredients list!
When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I don’t get any sensation. When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I get the sensation of the life draining out of a man’s body as I crush his windpipe, screaming, “So, I’m a bitch, huh? I’m the bitch? Who’s the bitch now? Who’s the fucking bitch now, bitch!” When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I get the sensation of having the life of a normal person and not someone who got her innocence stolen in the back of a ’72 Chevrolet Vega and left as a single mother, trying to wring a child-support check from the worthless bastard of a father so the kid can have a fucking Christmas this year. So let’s go to the next page (click the Next button below) to see how we can make these cool breezy peppermint patties.When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I get the cool sensation of flying down Sunset Boulevard on a windy day at 120 miles an hour, narrowly avoiding pedestrians and jumping over a construction roadblock that would make them Duke boys very, very jealous! York Peppermint Pattie Television Commercial 1986 Analog Memories 30.1K subscribers Subscribe 6 1. Published ApAdvertiser The Hershey Company Advertiser Profiles YouTube Products YORK Peppermint Pattie, Rolo Songs - Add None have been identified for this spot Mood Active. And better yet? If I don’t want to get up to go to the store and buy my candy, I can make my candy instead. Hershey's shows off its York Peppermint patties, which are made from dark chocolate and peppermint, and its Rolos, which are caramel-filled chocolate candy. For most people, this means less than 50 net carbs per day. Which means I can have any candy whenever I want. York Peppermint Pattie nutrition grade C minus 140 Calories Per Serving 28 comments Rating: 4.57 with 244 ratings 4 followers Explanations Keto: net carbs 30g If you are following a ketogenic diet (keto), you need to restrict your daily carbohydrate intake so that your body enters ketosis.
Before long, I would find myself begging my parents for a trip to the store in order to get my fix.Īnd now? Now I’m a grown up. Just seeing the thin candy with the shiny silver wrapper being bit in to, with its dark chocolate outside and the white minty center. They were absurd, hilarious, and always left us craving the cool, sweet, and biting taste of a York Peppermint Patty. 1 1/2 teaspoon + 1/2 teaspoon peppermint extract 8- 9 cups confectioners sugar 8 ounces dark chocolate melting wafers Instructions Line 2 cookie sheets with wax paper or non-stick foil. For those readers who were born in the late 90s, you might not have as much of an idea what I’m talking about, but for those of you born between 19, you know EXACTLY which commercial I mean. “When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty…I get the sensation!” I still quote these commercials to this day. 'Cool & Crisp.'Peter Paul York Peppermint Pattie candy commercial featuring Marge (likely played by Mimi Kennedy), Howard, and a penguin in frosty weather.
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